Today, we were talking about gay marriage in my English class, and this dude in the back of class blurted out, “IF A NIGGA WANNA MARRY ANOTHER NIGGA, WHY THE GOVERNMENT TRYNA COCKBLOCK?!”
"It is evident, therefore, that one of the most fundamental problems of psychology is that of investigating the laws of mental growth. When these laws are known, the door of the future will in a measure be opened; determination of the child’s present status will enable us to forecast what manner of adult he will become. "
"Of course, in our train of thought, we would all like to think we’re on the right track, or at least the same railroad company as the right track. "
"One of the best moments of my whole life is when I woke up one morning in July of 2007 and I looked at the front page of YouTube as I did every day to see what featured video I should watch that day—and it was my freaking brother.
And suddenly, instead of having 200 YouTube subscribers, we had 6,000 and then my new job became possible. "
"If you do follow your bliss you put yourself on a kind of track that has been there all the while, waiting for you, and the life that you ought to be living is the one you are living. Follow your bliss and don’t be afraid, and doors will open where you didn’t know they were going to be. "
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Entry was clean as fuck
the whole thing was clean as fuck. but that entry was raw.
haven’t seen this on my dash in a minute. still a favorite for sure
I remember people arguing about this picture and want it cropped without that guy in the back, for me it even makes the picture more interesting or precious
"Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. "
"And I despise your books, I despise wisdom and the blessings of this world. It is all worthless, fleeting, illusory, and deceptive, like a mirage. You may be proud, wise, and fine, but death will wipe you off the face of the earth as though you were no more than mice burrowing under the floor, and your posterity, your history, your immortal geniuses will burn or freeze together with the earthly globe. "
"I didn’t fall in love with you so that you would love me back. For a while, it was enough. But I’m a person. I am a whole entire being, and I deserve to be loved. And if you can’t do it, somebody better will. "
"Only a female could be as calculating and have the foresight that destiny requires,’ the gypsy explained. ‘Now fate is a man,’ he went on, ‘no planning, just go with the flow and see what tomorrow brings. "
"For this feeling of wonder shows that you are a philosopher, since wonder is the only beginning of philosophy. "
Insane people get angry about a Coke ad in which America the Beautiful is sung in different languages. Apparently you’re only allowed to be American if you speak English.